my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
americans say “asshole” and the british say “arsehole” and if you live in australia its a stuggle every time you want to insult someone because you dont want to sound pretentious but also you dont want to sound american
Look at him being all cute and adorable like he owns the place.